Hey, cool cats … meow. I’m just going to pretend that we’re popular and use this preamble to tell you that we are all, in fact, still alive… despite our last post being a month ago…

I’d like to say it’s because we’re all too busy being surrounded by beautiful Asian men all day long to even need tumblr anymore, but let’s face it… At least for me, all China has left me with is a rather unhealthy fetish for short, hard-bitten, Chinese men who wave at me from buses and spit on my shoes. So, in order to bring me back to my roots of unrealistically beautiful people, I’m going to just have a little spam-a-roo spree.

I prithee, do enjoy.

-T