
Today is your birthday and you know the score
Asian men and poetry is what I’m aiming for
so here is my present for you to enjoy
beware, your ovaries it may dibidibidestroy
call up the bartender to bring us a round
then we can drink ourselves into the ground
but in a punchbowl of feels I fear we may drown
unless we step back and …

the ocean between is far and wide
a distance the PNXP cannot abide
My soul for an oven I would forsake
if only to be able to bake you this cake

Though times are all hectic and shitty and dire
there are plenty of things in this life to admire
whenever I think of this oiled up fella
I want to go sing Y Si Fuera Ella
(hey. fucking. ya.)
So, may you be merry and glad for today
I hope this didn’t come across as cliche
if you feel the worth of this present was low
Fuck it, I got you a big booty hoe.
HAPPPPPPY BIRTTTHHDDAYYY, A.
-T
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