Today is your birthday and you know the score

Asian men and poetry is what I’m aiming for

so here is my present for you to enjoy

beware, your ovaries it may dibidibidestroy

call up the bartender to bring us a round

then we can drink ourselves into the ground

but in a punchbowl of feels I fear we may drown

unless we step back and …

the ocean between is far and wide

a distance the PNXP cannot abide

My soul for an oven I would forsake

if only to be able to bake you this cake

Though times are all hectic and shitty and dire

there are plenty of things in this life to admire

whenever I think of this oiled up fella

I want to go sing Y Si Fuera Ella

(hey. fucking. ya.)

So, may you be merry and glad for today

I hope this didn’t come across as cliche

if you feel the worth of this present was low

Fuck it, I got you a big booty hoe.

HAPPPPPPY BIRTTTHHDDAYYY, A. 

-T