A, your birthday ends in 15 minutes back home.  Please don’t get drunk and die tonight before I can come home and see you.  I’m not creative enough to write a poem for you and I only have 15 minutes to make this post so here are some pictures of asian men to distract you from my lack of creativity.  I MISS YOU.

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Ahem… Happy birthday. -R